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Girl: What's wrong??
Boy: I like her so much..
Girl: Talk to her!!
Boy: I don't know.. She won't ever like me..
Girl: Don't say that.. You're amazing..
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel..
Girl: Then tell her..
Boy: She won't like me..
Girl: How do you know that??
Boy: I can just tell..
Girl: Well just tell her..
Boy: What should I say??
Girl: Tell her how much you like her!!
Boy: I tell her that daily..
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her.. I love her..
Girl: I know how you feel.. I have the same problem.. But he'll never like me..
Boy: Wait. Who do you like??
Girl: Oh some boy..
Boy: Oh.. she won't like me either..
Girl: She does..
Boy: How do you know..??
Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you??
Boy: You..
Girl: You're wrong, I love you..
Boy: I love you too..
Girl: So are you going to talk to her??
Boy: I just did..

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Caller: Hello,
can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone) ?
Operator: Yes,
you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You
are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan
(someone)and I need to talk to Annie Wan! It is urgent.
Operator: I
know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone, but what is this urgent
matter about?
Caller: @#$... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our
brother Noel Wan (
no one ) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured
and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone)is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was
injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent
matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You
are so rude! What is your name?
Operator: I am Saw Lee (sorry)!
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your
name!!!

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1、90%的男人不愿陪老婆逛街，去了，90%也是被老婆拉走的。
2、90%的男人不愿去丈母娘家，去了，90%是为了家庭团结，给了老婆面子。
3、90%的男人都幻想有钱，有了钱后，要换、换、换，除了孩子，换掉所有的一切，可90%的什么也没有 。
4、90%的男人都喜欢看或者看过情色小说或影象，但90%的会说很少看或不喜欢看或没有看过。
5、90%的男人都有性幻想，而90%的幻想的不是自己的老婆。
6、90%的男人愿意接近女性，想留下好印象，或成为护花使者，但90%的没有达到愿望。
7、90%的男人都自我感觉在各方面做的很好了，可90%的还被老婆指出一大堆毛病。
8、90%的男人看别人的老婆很顺眼，但90%的不敢靠近。
9、90%的男人不愿听老婆发唠叨，但90%还是听了。
10、90%的男人知道自己的缺点，可90%的改不了。
11、 90%的男人看到漂亮的女人，有90%的在想，她嫁给谁了，没有让我找到真……
12、90%的男人后悔结婚早了，有90%的说，如果现在结婚就是不是这样了。
13、90%的男人总感觉床上功夫很威风，但90%的对自己还是不满意。
14、90%的男人想去风流潇洒一回.可90%的怕出事不好交待 。
15、90%的男人看到热恋中的人，卿卿我我，有90%的会说，让我再来一回 。
16、90%的男人看贴不回贴！！对得起人吗？

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