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Why U calling me coloured???
Wednesday,Apr 25 2007, 05:49:50 AM
Wednesday,Apr 25 2007, 05:49:50 AM
| This poem was nominated for Best Poem of 2005, written by an African Kid When I Born, I Black When I grow up, I Black When I go in sun, I Black When I sick, I Black, and When I die, I still Black And U White fella, When u born, u pink When u grow up, u white When u go in sun, u red When u cold, u blue When u Scared, u yellow When u sick, u green, and When u die, u gray And--------- ----- You calling me coloured ??? |
The rising sun
Friday,Mar 30 2007, 09:07:10 AM
Friday,Mar 30 2007, 09:07:10 AM
| The rising sun |
Why I Fired My Secretary!!!
Saturday,Oct 28 2006, 09:16:28 AM
Saturday,Oct 28 2006, 09:16:28 AM
| Why I Fired My Secretary !!!!
- - - - As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning boss". Happy Birthday." I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Oh yeah, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go." We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." Sh! e said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable." "Sure," I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends,all singing Happy Birthday. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - And there I sat...on the couch..........naked! |
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