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Friday,Jul 14 2006, 08:20:30 AMGanito magbigay ng masamang balita

KUMIRIRING ang telepono nang madaling araw....

  "Hello, Master Carlos? Si Arnaldo po ito, 'yung katiwala niyo sa
  bahay-bakasyunan niyo."

  "O, Mr. Arnaldo, ikaw pala. Ano't napatawag ka? May problema ba?

  "Um, napatawag lang po ako para abisuhan kayo na namatay ang alaga niyong
  parrot."

  "'Yung parrot kong si Pikoy, patay? 'Yung nanalo sa bird show?

  "Opo, Master Carlos, 'yun na nga po."

  "Putris ... sayang! Ang laki pa naman ng nagastos ko sa ibong 'yon. Hay,
  buhay! Teka, ano nga ba ang ikinamatay niya?"

  "E, kumain po kasi ng bulok na karne...."

  "Bulok na karne? At sino namang salbaheng tao ang nagpakain sa kanya ng
  bulok na karne?"

  "W-Wala po. Nanginain po siya ng karne ng isang patay na kabayo."

  "Patay na kabayo? Anong patay na kabayo, Mr Arnaldo?"

  "E, 'yun pung mga thoroughbred horses niyo, Sir. Namatay po kasi lahat
  sila sa pagod, kahihila ng kariton ng tubig."

  "Nasisiraan ka na ba ng bait? Anong kariton ng tubbbiiiiggggg?"

  "'Yun pong pinampatay namin ng sunog."

  "Diyos ko po! Anong sunog naman 'yang pinagsasasabi mo?"

  "'Yun pong halos tumupok sa bahay niyo.... Tumumba po 'yung isang
  nakasinding kandila, tapos nagliyab 'yung kurtina at mabilis na kumalat
  ang apoy...."

  "Ano? Puuut.... E, may kuryente naman diyan sa bahay-bakasyunan, a. Para
  saan 'yung kandila?"

  "Para sa burol po."

  "Ano? Kaninong burol?

  "Sa nanay n'yo po, Sir. Bigla kasi siya dumating dito nu'ng isang gabi,
  walang kaabi-abiso. Lampas hatinggabi na. Akala ko po magnanakaw. Binaril
  ko."

Wednesday,Jul 5 2006, 04:38:48 AMDYOKS TIME

NANAY: Bobo ka talaga! 1 to 10 lang di mo kayang
bilangin?
ANAK: Mas bobo si tatay nay,kasi narinig ko minsan
sabi, "tama na inday, hanggang tatlo lang kaya ko." ...

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Tuesday,Jul 4 2006, 05:46:07 AMSIGNS YOU ARE IN OFFICE HELL

Ang lobby guard niyo ay si Palito alias Rambuto.

Ang time administrator niyo ay si Cherie Gil at ang morning greeting niya

with a smile ay... ...

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7/24/2006 9:12 AMHi! just want to share to you how much Ive earned!

KiTtyoLgS
Olga Royal Zorpian  22, Quezon City, Philippines
Earnings
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Total Point Earnings: 300



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7/17/2006 10:07 AMHi Lawrence

WendyCaroline
Wendy Caroli 108, Portugal
Tk you for your visit and nice comment.
Excelent Background and lovely song you have here.
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Take care.

7/7/2006 6:16 AMhello

darlingmhy
mhyVerified Zorpian 108, Philippines
hi nkaka enjoy nman ang page mo? npatawa mo ko don ah!

6/21/2006 9:41 AM...

miyazaka8
wena 26, Manila, Philippines
hi
im ok
tnx
tc
hope ur ok

6/6/2006 6:22 AM*hugs*

lexia64x
coffeeLover 108, nsw, Australian Capital Territory, Australia
thank you for joining PIPE! see you around more in the comm.. ;)

12/9/2005 12:23 AM...

whereabouts
Lawrence 31, Pasig City, Philippines
oks lng d2, preparing for our xmas tipar hehehe =)

12/3/2005 9:22 AMd2

wanshishi
kat 23, LP, Philippines
msta na?

11/20/2005 6:08 AMTnx!!!

watchamaculet
_NaPh_ 25, Cavite City, Philippines
u have also a nice homepage/ background..
(whatever)

10/14/2005 8:43 AM

AudMaxi27
Audrey 26, Manila, Philippines
I know its kinda late but tnx for greeting me on my bday!! ^_^

10/13/2005 6:54 AM

wanshishi
kat 23, LP, Philippines
hehehe! musta?
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