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Thursday,Apr 5 2007, 04:13:28 AM回忆
Thursday,Apr 5 2007, 04:09:41 AM我们的爱
我们的爱就像一朵妖娆的花
漫无目的地在海上漂来漂去
我曾经将他珍藏于心
不想，他只当我是开在彼岸的花
他将我从彼岸解离，让我看到此岸的灯火
却又将我推回彼岸的黑暗
原来，温暖的爱情有时只是别人的影子
我却只能在影子的光环里取暖
Friday,Aug 25 2006, 05:13:59 AMSTUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ea r and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".
11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
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Tuesday,Jul 11 2006, 08:04:35 AM好玩的性格测试
迷宫没有死路，所有的道路均能到达不同的终点。从起点开始进入迷宫，当遇到岔路口时，按照自己的直觉选择向哪边前进。各出口均有相对应的字母。（注意了！这里的字母是按照右撇子的人设计的模式，如果你是左撇子，请将字母按照EDCBA的顺序排列，也就是将五个出口的字母顺序作一个左右的镜面翻转）
终点为A的人：
你属于比较有个性的一类人，做事情富有冒险精神，讨厌一成不变的事物。你有自己的世界观，并且不容易受到别人的左右，有些固执。自己决定的事情可以不顾周围人的反对坚持做下去。你喜欢别人的认可，有时候身边的人与你唱反调，反而是你前进和坚持己见的动力。建议在一些大事的把握上，如果认为身边的人的意见不可靠，可以请教一下自己崇敬的长辈或老师，这将对你的决定有很关键的指导作用。
适合的职业：警察、教练、作家。
终点为B的人：
自信的你有时候也会犹豫不决，你属于比较有灵性的一类人。你对周围世界的事物有比较敏锐的洞察力，而且能够辨别是非。你的心情起伏呈正弦波动，有时时来运转，则好运不断，事事顺心，心情也很愉快；而有时一旦倒霉起来则祸不单行，百事不顺。其实这里边有许多是主观的因素，需要冷静地思考，便可以解决问题。你的感情比较丰富，感情上的顺利令为你在其他事情上也信心百倍，而感情上一旦出现了问题，会对你的情绪有很大的影响。建议不开心时千万不要自己苦思冥想寻，非要找一个自己的答案，而是应当找朋友聊聊天，与老同学聚一聚，或者上街去买一些自己想要的东西，有时答案会在某一瞬间浮出水面。
适合的职业：漫画家、会计、导演、设计师。
终点为C的人：
直率的你往往有些不拘小节，或者说容易忽略一些细节，对周围事物的洞察并不是十分的敏锐和细致，但总会把握大的方向，虽然在理想的路上会有一些坎坷，但总能够沿着正确的方向前进。周围的朋友愿意和你在一起，尤其是熟识的朋友，当他们遇到困难时会找你聊天谈心，但是偶尔也会与朋友发生矛盾，不过最终总会烟消云散。建议多观察一下周围的世界，做事情要更加细心，也许会有不错的发现。
适合的职业：领导、律师、指挥。
终点为D的人：
你对生活的态度很坦诚，并不喜欢大风大浪，属于稳中求进的一类人。你并不喜欢无畏的刺激。在你认为模仿要比创新容易得多，省事得多，所以经常会参考别人的东西。你比较注重亲情，认为亲人是世界上独一无二的、最重要的东西。你对生活的态度比较随和，但常常会缺乏目标，建议经常给自己确定一些阶段性的目标，你的感情和事业都会更加顺利。
适合的职业：医生、教师、歌手、记者、工人。
终点为E的人：
你对身边亲人和朋友的依赖性比较强，如果没有他们，你的生活将是无法想象的。你喜欢熟悉的事物，经常会对一些事物产生怀旧感，比如歌曲、电影的片断、食物的某种味道等等，这些事物会勾起你对往日的回忆或者莫名的亲切感。你不是很喜欢身边的世界源源不断地变幻，你喜欢熟悉的东西，熟悉的环境，熟悉的街道。往往你曾经很喜欢的东西你会冠以经典之名并难以忘怀。往往当你在一个陌生的城市中时，会有些莫名的紧张。建议你应该独立的去闯荡一番，如果条件不允许的话，也可以到网上以另一个自己的身份登陆，也许会有所收获。
适合的职业：演员、司机、商人、基层管理人员。