Once upon a time while visited a very rich friend, the maid approached
me and she asked me:-

Question : "what would you like to have, Fruit juice, Soda,
Cocktail, Beer, Appetiff, Liquor, Chocolate,Capuccino, Frapuccino,
Latte, Tea or Coffee?"
Answer : "Tea Please"

Question :"English tea, Chinese Tea, Ceylon tea, Indian tea,
Floral Tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea, Ice lemon
tea or green tea?"
Answer: "Ceylon tea"

Question, "How would you like it? black or white?"
Answer, "white"

Question : "Fresh milk, Evaporated milk, UHT milk or Fresh cream?"
Answer: "Fresh milk."


Question : "Goat\'s milk or cow\'s milk or Buffalo
milk?"
Answer : "with cow\'s milk, please."

Question : " Australian. New Zealand or U.S. cow milk?"
Answer : "Um, I\'ll just take it black."



Question : "Would you like your tea with sweetener, sugar or
honey?"
Answer : "With sugar, please."


Question : "Beetroot sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer : "Cane sugar."


Question : "White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer : "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water
instead."


Question : "Mineral water, boiled tap water, R.O. water or
distilled water?"
Answer : "Mineral water."

Question : "Flavored or non-flavored?"
Answer: "Non flavour."

Question: " Sparkling or non sparkling?"
Answer: " non sparkling, please."

Question: " You like it cold or room temperature?
Answer : " I'll just die of thirst before getting a
drink from you, good bye ! "

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****ing is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says i love you
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain
3 days in hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a ******
The mother is a whore
This never wouldn't have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn