The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time
Milking a cow!

Little Billy walks in on his parents argueing.The mom calls the husband a "bastard" and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?"and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and hears his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!"So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "Shit" and billy said "Dad, whats shit" And then his dad says "Well billy, Shit is a type of Shaving cream "and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!" and then billy says to his mom"Mom whats fuck?" "Well billy fuck is a way cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello bitchs and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas,my dad's upstairs wipeing the shit of his face, and my mom is fucking the Turkey"

It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, But he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's your first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver, your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be, He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance, You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time wanting to cause you as little pain as possible, As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way, pain surges thoughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if its to painful, Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you,, After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle, that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all it was your first time having a tooth pulled! lol