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xxxtelljanuxxx's Homepage http://www.zorpia.com/xxxtelljanuxxx Sat, 02 Jan 2010 08:12 EST Sat, 02 Jan 2010 08:12 EST Zorpia.com The little things in life http://www.zorpia.com/xxxtelljanuxxx/journal/1864496 <img height="24" src="http://senditout.com/images/g/border_hfp07.gif" width="300" /> Little stones make big mountains, Little steps can cover miles, Little acts of loving-kindness Give the world it's biggest smiles... Little words can soothe big troubles Little hugs can dry big tears, Little candles light the darkness, Little memories last for years... Little dreams can lead to greatness, Little victories to success~ It's the little things in life That brings the greatest happiness... When I think about all the little things, warm thoughts of you always come to mind and all the joy that friendship brings, always and forever sharing it online...   Personal http://www.zorpia.com/xxxtelljanuxxx/journal/1864496 Tue, 16 Dec 2008 00:28 EST Happy holiday http://www.zorpia.com/xxxtelljanuxxx/journal/1864491 <object codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,29,0" height="320" width="440" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000"><param value="11642" name="_cx" /><param value="8467" name="_cy" /><param name="FlashVars" /><param value="/images/g/c_happy.swf" name="Movie" /><param value="/images/g/c_happy.swf" name="Src" /><param value="Window" name="WMode" /><param value="-1" name="Play" /><param value="-1" name="Loop" /><param value="High" name="Quality" /><param name="SAlign" /><param value="-1" name="Menu" /><param name="Base" /><param name="AllowScriptAccess" /><param value="ShowAll" name="Scale" /><param value="0" name="DeviceFont" /><param value="0" name="EmbedMovie" /><param name="BGColor" /><param name="SWRemote" /><param name="MovieData" /><param value="1" name="SeamlessTabbing" /><param value="0" name="Profile" /><param name="ProfileAddress" /><param value="0" name="ProfilePort" /><param value="all" name="AllowNetworking" /><param value="false" name="AllowFullScreen" /></object> <img height="22" src="http://senditout.com/images/g/borderhxg05.gif" width="360" /> Carolers are singing And joy is in the air Jingle bells are ringing It's Christmas everywhere May Christmas this year Be your happiest yet May it bring you warm memories You'll never forget May your favorite traditions Bring pleasure to you May your loved ones and friends Share your happiness too! Happy Holidays   Personal http://www.zorpia.com/xxxtelljanuxxx/journal/1864491 Tue, 16 Dec 2008 00:23 EST Avoid Divorced http://www.zorpia.com/xxxtelljanuxxx/journal/1863549 <div id="message" style="HEIGHT: auto"> To avoid the mess of a divorce, the first thing would be to try and recognize your problem. Sometimes even an apology expressed at the right moment can go a long way in helping to resolve the issue. It is always better to tackle problems when they are still fresh and before they are allowed to fester and magnify into a divorce situation. Once smaller issues are solved, somehow the threat of divorce seems to recede. You may have been partly responsible for the bitterness and rancour in the relationship. So zero in on where youâ€™ve gone wrong and it will be that much easier for you to make amends. Recognize the problem and try and rectify the situation. You could have expressed your concerns right in the beginning instead of allowing the problem to grow. If your husband has been golfing every evening and preferred hanging out with his friends to spending an evening with you, talk to him about it. If he could be made to understand that this is not in the best interest of his marriage, he may apologise, express regret for his actions and try and avoid harming his marriage. This may put you in an entirely different frame of mind as you will recognize the sincerity in his voice and subsequent actions. Once your husband understands the harm that has been caused by his thoughtless action, he should accept responsibility instead of trying to make scapegoats of his friends. He should not try and put the blame on great stress at work. It is only when one accepts total responsibility that one can help change the outcome. This is where counseling can help. Next course of action would be to develop a remedy that can solve the problem once and for all. Instead of cutting him off from his friends or banning him from playing golf, try telling him that he could still do it for 3 days a week, and on those days you can do something on your own too! Develop interests and hobbies that can keep you occupied. If you have no skills do some voluntary work like reading for the blind. Your husband will respect you for your thoughtfulness and will not look at you as a killjoy. So here are the keywords if you want to avoid the problem of divorce right when the dissentions start: <div align="justify"> <ol> <li>Recognize the problem</li> <li>Express regret for your part</li> <li>Accept responsibility</li> <li>Develop a remedy</li> </ol> </div> </div> <div class="clearFloats"></div> Personal http://www.zorpia.com/xxxtelljanuxxx/journal/1863549 Sat, 13 Dec 2008 00:51 EST divorced solution http://www.zorpia.com/xxxtelljanuxxx/journal/1863548 Total mess! These are the first words that come to mind when one thinks of an impending divorce. There are so many things to be attended to, so many details to be worked out, appointments with lawyers, legal complicationsâ€¦ the list is endless! Easier, donâ€™t you think, to try and adjust to each other, forgive and forget, meet partners half way? If people are willing to compromise, they can often find solutions to problems they never thought were possible! Not all dissenting couples will agree. In some cases the differences go real deep and are irreconcilable. There may be instances of adultery, extra marital affairs which may be impossible to forgive. As one of our readers had written when talking about her impending divorce and when she spoke of her attitude towards her husband: â€œI love youâ€¦hate youâ€¦I canâ€™t live without you. I breathe youâ€¦I taste youâ€¦I canâ€™t live without you. I just canâ€™t take it any more, this life of solitude. I guess Iâ€™m out the door, and now, thank God! Iâ€™m done with you Personal http://www.zorpia.com/xxxtelljanuxxx/journal/1863548 Sat, 13 Dec 2008 00:49 EST I may not be http://www.zorpia.com/xxxtelljanuxxx/journal/1863547 <div id="filter_message" style="HEIGHT: auto">I â™¥may â™¥not â™¥be â™¥the â™¥most â™¥important â™¥person â™¥in â™¥your â™¥LiFE â™¥I â™¥just â™¥hope â™¥that â™¥when â™¥you â™¥hear â™¥my â™¥name â™¥you â™¥smile â™¥& â™¥say That's My Friend...  <a href="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&ref=10" target="_blank"><img src="http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/00020114.gif" border="0" /></a></div> Personal http://www.zorpia.com/xxxtelljanuxxx/journal/1863547 Sat, 13 Dec 2008 00:45 EST SSsnowman http://www.zorpia.com/xxxtelljanuxxx/journal/1863546 <div id="message" style="HEIGHT: auto"><img height="500" src="http://i4.tagstat.com/image01/a/239e/00qN051-yeu.gif" width="240" /></div> <div class="clearFloats"></div> Personal http://www.zorpia.com/xxxtelljanuxxx/journal/1863546 Sat, 13 Dec 2008 00:42 EST silence http://www.zorpia.com/xxxtelljanuxxx/journal/1862569 The silence of our conversation Is worse than anything you can say And that fact that there's but silence between us Is well to my dismay I love you so much Yet silence is the only thing I let escape ...... ....... ...... ....... ........ ....... Silence draped over our conversations Like a long, black cape There's so much I want to tell you But I know I wouldn't And I want to scream at you But I know I shouldn't ...... ....... ...... ....... ........ ....... I know you want to say something too Of this I'm sure But it is only so little That you or I will endure The few times we talk I can hear it in you voice I can her uncertainty And the need to make a choice ...... ....... ...... ....... ........ ....... I wish silence would leave Once and for all Then maybe we could have better communication Perhaps even outside a phone call And I try so hard Just like I try to make this poem rhyme But it just takes too much effort And way too much time But you can't expect me to let silence take over And if you do you are very wrong And if we continue like this We won't be together long And I bet that's what you want .... ........ ............ ................ The silence continues..... And so does this game What's worst is I know That I'm the only one to blame It's all my fault It's because of what I did and didn't do And it hurts so much Because I'm so in love with you ...... ....... ...... ....... ........ ....... I can hear in the silence What I've heard for some time You don't say anything But I know what's on your mind You leave behind silence In the dark abyss that is my heart And what's worst is I, myself, tore it apart ...... ....... ...... ....... ........ ....... When I realized what I was doing It was already too late Just another Twist of my terrible fate And silence took over A silence caused by me A silence that's eternal A silence that won't leave Personal http://www.zorpia.com/xxxtelljanuxxx/journal/1862569 Tue, 09 Dec 2008 18:32 EST i miss u http://www.zorpia.com/xxxtelljanuxxx/journal/1862568 This yearning in my heart This confusion in my mind The words left unspoken Haunts me all the time Everyday I watch pass by With an emptiness in my life And a hole in my heart Where only you belong There are nights I wake up crying And wishing you were here To hold me in your arms And kiss away my tears There is something that keeps me holding on - What I'll never know But one day things will go my way And I'll have you in my arms I Still Miss You Personal http://www.zorpia.com/xxxtelljanuxxx/journal/1862568 Tue, 09 Dec 2008 18:30 EST if u r there http://www.zorpia.com/xxxtelljanuxxx/journal/1862567 Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them. <a href="http://www.cutecodez.com/" target="_"new"" mce_href="http://www.cutecodez.com/"><img src="http://www.cutecodez.com/userpics/graphics/thumbnail/i314887B1B.gif" border="0" mce_src="http://www.cutecodez.com/userpics/graphics/thumbnail/i314887B1B.gif" /> </a> My Dear Online Friends..... Got this from someone...It is so true....... Online friends are people we may never meet.... We see pictures, we see them on cams... It isn't the same.... We grow close... We care and love one another.... One day we may not hear from one another.... Our hearts will break... All we see is a name on messenger.. But the person we don't see anymore..... We pray....." Please come back ".... All I ask is you remember me in the good times we had..... Keep me close to your heart.... Friends forever... Pass this on to all your friends.... If I get it back.... I know you care. Thank you very much luv u all......muuuuahhhhhhh<a href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=_undefined" target="_blank"><img alt="Blow Kiss" src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_3_15.gif" border="0" /></a><a href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=_undefined" target="_blank"><img alt="Kisses" src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_3_16.gif" border="0" /></a><a href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=_undefined" target="_blank"><img alt="Hippie 1" src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/11/11_12_13.gif" border="0" /></a> Personal http://www.zorpia.com/xxxtelljanuxxx/journal/1862567 Tue, 09 Dec 2008 18:26 EST 21th century http://www.zorpia.com/xxxtelljanuxxx/journal/1862566 21st Century...We are becoming lesser by the day - Thank you Chandrar K Our  communication - Wireless Our  dress - Topless Our  telephone - Cordless Our  cooking - Fireless Our  youth - Jobless Our  food - Fatless Our  labour - Effortless Our  conduct - Worthless Our  relation - Loveless Our  attitude - Careless Our  feelings - Heartless Our  politics - Shameless Our education - Valueless Our follies -  Countless Our  arguments - Baseless Our Job - Thankless Our Salary - Very Very less   Our emails - useless (especially this one)! Personal http://www.zorpia.com/xxxtelljanuxxx/journal/1862566 Tue, 09 Dec 2008 18:23 EST The Pastor's Ass http://www.zorpia.com/xxxtelljanuxxx/journal/1861386 The Pastor's Ass The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the Race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The bishop was buried the next day. The moral of the story is .. . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery, even shorten your life.. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer! Have a nice day Personal http://www.zorpia.com/xxxtelljanuxxx/journal/1861386 Fri, 05 Dec 2008 09:58 EST The Onion N Christmas http://www.zorpia.com/xxxtelljanuxxx/journal/1861384 THE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS Son asks father,'how many kinds of boobies r there?' Father, surprised,'Well son, there'r 3 kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts r like melons, round & firm. By thirties & forties,they'r like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they r like onions.''Onions?' 'Yes,U see them, and they make U cry.' This infuriated his wife n daughter.So the daughter says, 'Mom, how many   types of 'willies' r there?'Mother, surprised, smiles n answers, 'Well dear, a man goes thro 3 phases. In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties,itis like a Christmas Tree''A Christmas Tree??' 'Yes dear, Dead from the root up and the Balls are for decoration purpose only.'   Personal http://www.zorpia.com/xxxtelljanuxxx/journal/1861384 Fri, 05 Dec 2008 09:55 EST HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS http://www.zorpia.com/xxxtelljanuxxx/journal/1836758 God went to the Arabs and said, 'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.' The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?' And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.' 'Can you give us an example?' 'Thou shall not kill.' 'Not kill? We're not interested.' So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.' The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, 'Honor thy Father and Mother.' 'Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested.' Then He went to the Mexicans and said, 'I have Commandments.' The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.' 'Not steal? We're not interested.' Then He went to the French and said, 'I have Commandments.' The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou sha ll not commit adultery.' 'Not commit adultery? We're not interested.' Finally, He went to the Jews and said, 'I have Commandments.' 'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?' 'They're free.' 'We'll take 10. <div class="clearFloats"></div> Personal http://www.zorpia.com/xxxtelljanuxxx/journal/1836758 Mon, 15 Sep 2008 02:36 EST Health tips for my love http://www.zorpia.com/xxxtelljanuxxx/journal/1836757 <div> Health - Important Tips Answer the phone by LEFT ear. Do not drink coffee TWICE a day. Do not take pills with COOL water. Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm. Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume. Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night. Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS. Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time. Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning. Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping. When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as the  radiation is 1000 times. </div> <div> Forward this to those whom you CARE about!!!!   Some of these are truth my dear......I LOVE You.....that's why i sen these.... </div> Personal http://www.zorpia.com/xxxtelljanuxxx/journal/1836757 Mon, 15 Sep 2008 02:32 EST men & women http://www.zorpia.com/xxxtelljanuxxx/journal/1836755 Men: 1. All men are extremely busy. 2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women. 3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them. 4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around. 5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others. 6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them. 7. Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.   Women: 1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security. 2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff. 3.. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear. 4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully. 5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag". 6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them. 7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you. Personal http://www.zorpia.com/xxxtelljanuxxx/journal/1836755 Mon, 15 Sep 2008 02:30 EST