1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
　　我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。
2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won"t make you cry.
　 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can"t have them.
　　失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。
4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
　　纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
　　对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。
6) Don"t waste your time on a manwoman, who isn"t willing to waste their time on you.
　　不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。
7) Just because someone doesn"t love you the way you want them to, doesn"t mean they don"t love you with all they have.
　　爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。
8) Don"t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
　　不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。
9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
　在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。
10) Don"t cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
　　 不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。

1.One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
2.Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
3.Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人；每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。
4 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
5. The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
6.Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会发生意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。″
7.Your future depends on your dreams.″ So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来,”所以还是再睡一会吧。
8.″Hard work never killed anybody.But why take the risk？
“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。
9.God made relatives； Thank God we can choose our friends.
上帝决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给你留了余地。
10.The more you learn,the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn？
学的越多,知道的越多；知道的越多,忘记的越多；忘记的越多,知道的越少,为什么学来着？
11.Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。 　　
12.Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
13. .Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。
14. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就像照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。